Don’t read this dumb blog! Seriously, stop reading this thing and just go vote.

If you continue to read this then I’m just going to climb on top of my soapbox and then balance said soapbox on top of my highest horse. I warned you!

Look, 2016 wasn’t a fluke and 2020 is not the worst timeline. It’s what happens when we don’t pay attention, when we say “politics doesn’t matter,” when we just don’t vote. Climbing out of this collective nightmare we’ve found ourselves in doesn’t require much work though, as thankfully we don’t need some big, sweeping, and romantic gesture of revolution to fix things. Instead, all it requires is a tiny bit of optimism, and of course that we all vote like hell.

So for the moment who I am doesn’t matter and this dumb blog doesn’t matter either. The only thing that’s important is this election—the most important one of our lives—because so very much is on the line; every state, every county, every vote on every ballot matters—and that’s why we need your vote.

Okay, Okay, I Will Now Stop Reading and Go Vote, Jeez